Wednesday, March 14, 2007

heh..
juz came back from camp..
i shall blog 2 times..
once for DA BITCH..
and once for everything else..
not dat she's so impt..
juz dat she's destroying my life..

hmmm.. shall start wid nice stuff first!
alrights.. hmm.. sunday...
went to church yupps..
stunned shelby.. LOLx..
she stunned me too.. blahx..
den after dat waited like cow yrs..
den jasmine n moii go home do first..
make the stupid bridge n rocket..
den shelby came along..
argh.. which yupps.. kinda spoil da day..
hmm.. the day got beta wid company of wenxi n jess..
den yuppx.. we kinda like tried our best to finished it..
oh.. before they came.. shel was telling us bout...........
1) how tim still showing signs dat he likes her..
2) how she's alright making out in public..
3) wad we cld do at other ppl's hse..

blahx.. i needa wash bedsheets pls..
i scared kena pimples like her..
will die pls.. my face worth more den shel's life..
she freaking got manners la..
legs everywhere on my bed..
u fucking dun stay at my hse PLS..
argh.. oh.. and thx lots for telling us bout ur kiss to ur cousin..
i bet ur cousin was horrified, terrified and vegetified..
wadever.. we so do not wanna noe u hate tim..
cux its damn ironical..?! argh..
jasmine became a big fat liar cux of u la.. argh..
u deserve to die..

when we were bout to finish our bridge..
she started saying we shld FOLLOW the way its shown..
but we were like.. "den not creative wads"
blahx.. but forget it la.. dun wan argue..
waste saliva waste time..
den she tried to ask us to buy new sticks and do it her way..
so we were like fine.. u wan u do it ur way..
this is our way n we're keeping it..
den she was like NO... u mux come my house n make CONTRIBUTIONS..
oh fuck.. like she was of much use anyway...

blahx.. fine.. -.-" ended blogging her here already..
nvm.. this is appetizer niax..
okayss.. so yupx.. den she went off before anyone..
a big relief..
b4 she went she was like............
shel: erm.. juz wanna noe ar.. how much earlier did i came b4 jess n wenxi ar?
moii: erm... bout 1 hr ba.. y?
shel: oh.. so i deserve to leave earlier.. anw i'm bringing home the rocket oso..

OH PLEASESSSSS...
she shld shuddup...
wad's the big deal wid da rocket.. leave at my house i tink safer..
and so wad if they came late..
efficiency is high pls..
and shel insisted on having music on so we can RELAX..
fine.. i on-ed music..
den she complained its affecting our work..
pls.. fuck off.. sianx........

argh.. okok.. finally she left..
we attained PEACE... ^^
den jess left after awhile cux meeting her family for dinner..
ended up, wenxi n jas ate dinner at my house.. ^^
haha.. they were damn happy but i was pek chek..
y? cux my papa insist dat i'm ben dan..
dunno how to eat good food..
wadever.. since u dunno wad is pride for me..
i dunno wad is a home for me..
dumb.. dun like going home as usual la..
everytime go home.. everytime kena nagged..
sianx already pls...

so yuppx.. they went to take cab..
wenxi to home n jas to sch..
back to judo camp for her.. LOLx..
den it took damn long to flag a cab..
it was like damn pek chek..
den wenxi was saying all shel's fault..
cux she is jinx.. bring bad luck..
LOLx..
we started shouting shelby while flagging cab pls..
which was damn lame la..
and we were loud... =X

alrights.. a bad long day jux went by..
welcoming my 2 day camp at sch...

science camp is one of the most INTERESTING camp..
EVER.. bored me to death..
din wanna get involved much..
since shel's in moii grp... dun wan tok liaox..
argue oso waste time..
best thing... same room..
[alamak.. forget bout 2 entry.. everything together la..]

DAY 1:
ok.. so we all set off to sch at 730 to realise we can go at 830..
sianx.. make me wake up so early..
lucky my dar dar nvr send me to sch..
if not i really damn guilty loh..
den we went in.. got some briefing..
den started our journey of competitions..

first up: water rocket..
wad nonsense.. our rocket we spent so little time on it pls..
end up among the A grp is like the furthest..
wa liew.. we tot we damn li hai la.. 40m leh...
den we realised other groups fly like 80m...
sIANX... nvm la.. we happy can le..

2nd up: Perfume making..
den we went off to make perfume..
i'm nvr gonna smell wad i mixed again..
except for oil of winter green [feng you in short]..
one smell like superglue.. the other one.. ermmx...ya..
it was damn fun la..
den got one we mixed already den leave at test tube rack..
dat shel gong gong go pour it away..
wth.. dat's our effort pls..
and we aint no time to lose PLS..
argh.. wadever..
anyway.. our yellow solution turned black loh..
WADEVER..

3rd up: Jam making..
i was damn blur pls..
nvr read properly.. LOLx..
they wan LIQUID pectin..
i gave them pectin and some more tell them no enuff..
LOLX.. wa liew.. kenna mocked le la.. =((
den nvm la.. so we finally got our liquid pectin..
den jess added to the mixture..
suppose add after heating it la...
so ya.. kinda screwed up the jam thingy.. heex! ^^

Lastly: bridge..
the most boring thing ever..
we all tot the weights were on the bridge but its hanging down..
so ya.. it was unstable.. plus..
we shldn't have cheated n used double sided tape..
cux its not even strong? LOLx.. glue beta pls..
i was damn tired den shelby have to scare me..
suddenly appear behind me n tell me dun be sad n touch me..!
eeeeeee.... i wanted to bathe at dat instant...!
tmd la.. i juz wanna sleep.. so i decided to hide..
hmm.. on the floor.. and slept.......... zzzzz...
den woke up for lunch..

lunch was alright la.. juz dat all the veggies goes to wenxi! ^^
heex! yeah.. this is gd solution.. no veggies for me n all for wenxi!
so yuppx.. after lunch we set off to bukit timah nature reserve..
i'm nvr gonna go back there le.. damn scary..
the slope is like 85 degrees pls.. walked up n down..
[trembles like hell pls.....]
so mr yee.....gaga.. went climbing wid us..
up n down.. a HILL..
so many steps pls.. i climb til my legs wanna pijia liaox..
den we saw big spider.. yellow mushroom[jas's fav]..
took a picture of a dragonfly..
saw wonderful trees.. thick straight trunks..
din get to see snakes.. quite sad..
no big millipedes neither..
damn tired pls.. after so much walking..
den we had to wait like 1hr30mins for bus to arrive..
so we bought drinks.. icecreams.. sat down..
chat n chat n chat.. got bored..
so decided to call dar dar a while.. ^^
he was sessioning.. den he say he headache..
after playing too much audition..
LOLx.. hmmm.. shld reali take care of ur hand..
u dun rest now next time u cant even do anything le..
MUX REST! ^^ kan dao le mei you!
so after dat bus came and we all set off back to sch..
everyone like chiong-ing go bathe..
den tio call back to brief us bout our rooms..
shel ran first to the toilet...! WOW.
and she din even find it wierd when no one's at the toilet..
RUBBISH.. so i got the same room as her..
blahx.. i juz hope she dun fan me can liaox..
she leave me alone i leave her alone..
but fucking.. she mux ji siao..
we went back to our room n pack..
the rest went bathe first la..
me n jasmine decided to be nice n clean up the room abit..
so ya.. we moved tables.. we moved chairs..
juz when we were bout the start sweeping..
shelby enters the class...
den she was like trying to tell us everyone sleep on the floor..
but we told her nopex.. is everyone on the table..
den she said something like first come first serve..
so since she reached the room earlier den everyone else..
she DESERVE the table..
oh fuck.. she deserve a big tight slap..
[but nah.. i dun wan have pus on my hands...!]
so ya.. i dun care where she sleep juz stay away from moii..

so i mean like since she in classroom she shld at least help rite?
but i was telling jas nvm la.. sweep i sweep..
the least she cld do is empty a freaking dustbin..
but NO.. she said "i jux bathed.. why not u empty it n i'll treat u smt ltr?"
oh fucked.. i almost exploded.. but nah.. decided not to..
she's an idiot la.. dustbin.. DUSTBIN ONLY leh..
not asking too much pls.. u juz nid to move ur hands...
dat's if SHE REALISED...
so wadever la.. decided to not care bout her..

yuppx.. so everyone was back in the room at bout 645..
den we chatted abit.. and brought out all our jun liang!
started eating like crazy already..!
heex..den went down for dinner... LOLx..
shin's cup is like the ultimate cup..
can fit bout like 10 servings pls..
LOLx.. so ya.. she walked around wid all our cups..
damn cute..! ^^ den we went to training centre again..
debrief debrief debrief..
brief brief brief..
wadever la.. den we had to make a bigger rocket..
so ya.. we took our stuff and went back to the room..
make make make.. den go take out contacts wid shin..
den we saw isaac downstairs..
so we chatted awhile loh...
den wadever la.. den i walked first..
den i tink shelby said smt like 'dun be intimidated' to isaac..
scared him siax...
den shin was telling dat in the toilet..
den tio shelby cal he a bitch..
like WADEVER pls.. we're saying in front of her anyway..
nth to hide..
fuck her la. she is the true bitch la..
tink bout it.. which normal gal wud go to ur classmate[not even close to] and say smt lidat?
NONSENSE PLS.. she doesn't even noe DAT?!
and insist ppl r bitching bout her..
if oni she does more normal stuff..
den we went for the "movie" treat..
it ended being some geographical movie..
wadever.. decided go back to room n tok to dar dar..
<3>
juz before we went back shelby have to go lidat in the training centre..
"i wan to clear this misunderstanding.." or smt lidat la..
den it was like damn loud?
so.... i dun gif a fuck la.. went back room.. everyone hostile to her..
den shin, isaac n jas were sitting outside..
when shelby walked past them..
she told shin not to cry cux she called her a bitch..
oh fuck.. she can go n die pls pls pls.. i wan kick her outta the room!

den for the night story hor.. i lazy type la.. i juz copy wholesale..
since my copyrighter dun wan kena exposed! ^^ i changed some stuff la.. ^^

>>>>den, when i was talking to isaac
she TRIED TO FLIRT WITH ISAAC.
the best thing was, she TOLD him she was flirting with him.
and made a futile attempt to SEDUCE him by leaning against the ledge
thinking she's DAMN SEXY.
HAVE NEVER SEEN ISAAC LOOK SO HORRIFIED BEFORE..
isaac was like " shelby, how about i tell you how to REALLY DISGUST me."

the reason for flirting with isaac?
QUOTE from the one and only shelby:
1)"timothy keeps giving me signs that he STILL LIKES me."
2)"timothy keeps flirting around so i will flirt with his best friend [isaac] to make him JEALOUS." <<<<<

>>>>>> oh and at 1am, isaac msged jas..
to tell her that he woke up in the middle of the night..
saw shelby and told me to keep her in my room.
in the morning, isaac told jas that shelby had been WATCHING HIM SLEEP.
the best thing was that shelby heard and she was like:"i SLEEPWALK."
isaac was so traumatized he just pointed at her and " SHUT UP,FREAK." until she shut up.
den at night.. everybody got ready to sleep already..
left one light on so that shelby wont step on the faces of those sleeping on the floor.
and how about when she came in she turned on ALL the lights.
and when we told her to switched them off she REFUSED..
ACCUSED US OF PICKING ON HER because...
"before i came in, you all had the lights on, but when i come in, you want to off the lights." <<<<<

>>>>>>>everybody den shoot her back.
"hello, its 12:30am already and everybody want to sleep."
"can you please be more considerate."
"people sleep with the lights off."
"we on the lights so that you can see your way so now can off."
shelby refused to off.

jessica reached her limit and :" ok people. the 6 of us shall be VERY CONSIDERATE people and tolerate ONE person."
shelby smiled in TRIUMPH.
den i also buey ta han already:
"can u fucking off the fucking lights cux we fucking wanna sleep?! KNN LA.. chee bye ah fuck off......"
den shelby SLAMMED the door at us.
ATTITUDE sia.we seriously wan to kick her out.
make her sleep outside class..
like some sad dog..

oh, shel also gave us a lecture about FORMALITY..
about how we shouldnt use vulgarities..
the 'right way' WE should speak to people..
how about she forced jessica to say 'please' to her.
and then when i so pek chek "aiya, you want you do la."
cause she kept complaining about our rocket..
she told moii to speak to her nicely.
ohoh, she wanna find a man that can speak good english to teach her children.
dont need to say find a man that can speak good english.
if she can even find PLANT that can tolerate her without withering..
is already lucky for her.

SH*LBY is so terrible, no word can describe her better than the word - SH*LBY.
this vulgarity, SH*LBY, distinguishes from all the rest of the vulgarities because of its emphasis on immense distain, irritation and delusion.
also the suffering and turmoil and emotional scarring that can result upon contact.
the high level of endurance and tolarance others have to possess to survive her presence.
and the discomfort it brings to others.

yes yes, the vulgarity SH*LBY is truely in a league of its own.
and the degree of insult surpasses any other.
oxford needs a new word in its dictionary.
a TABOO that ppl cringe and tremble in fear at the thought.<<<<<<

i've cursed way too much.. so i decided to "*" the "e"..
^^ blahx.. hate her hate her.. nah.. jux irritated.. ^^

second day went off to set out rocket off..
damn.. our parachute took damn long to shoot pls..
damn crapx...
so ya.. me n jas din do much for the team..
we juz slacked n took pictures of our hands in the sky..
quite cool pls..
currently my new wallpaper...! ^^
heex!!

so ya.. my hp batt went FLAT after dat..
so i quickly go back class n get charger n charge..
so at least can contact my dar dar.. ^^
den after dat lunch den pack up den home le..

so ya.. end up i went home first..
changed and went out again..
find my dar dar.. den we got BT together! ^^ heex!
miss him soooooooo much pls..
its like 2 days nvr see we both wan die already..! ^^
haha.. den went to find weiji loh.. ^^
weiji weehoe joseph n peesh playing lan loh..
den dat side mux be member den can play..
waste money.. so me n dar dar went play pool..
dat sotong nvr say hand pain.. den stil play pool..
play till so xin ku some more.. make me heart pain..
alamak.. den jo n ji came find us for dinner..
den they left after dinner.. den we sat inside mac wait rain to go away..
den yuppx.. go home loh.. ^^

dear dear.. dui bu qi la.. make u sho sadd.. now i very guiltty le lorrs..
but i was jux thinking lorrs.. iif moii answer was a yessh horrs..
u will reealli juz leave moii mehh..? ^^
heex! i dun believe u will de lorrx..
unless u reali DAT jie yi loh.. LOLx..
hao le.. no past..!
past <>
love dar dar n miss dar dar lotss..
thx for ur testimonials!! ^^
i'm gonna find a blog skin now now NOW! ^^

heex.. okok..
today i tried to do work..
REALI~! i tried la..
but din complete anything..
ended up drawing..
i wanna design our class tee!! ^^
den went to meet wenxi earlier at novena..
walked abit loh.
n i suddenly remembered the footloose steps leh..
siaox already.. crazy sotong!
hmm.. den went to kk..
see a new lanjiaobin..
samantha ar? den got dat daozhabo..
den ya.. the usual shelby..
wa.. not bad la.. ljb like shel's new best fren..
ok.. keep it this way..
make her stay away from moii...! ^^

oh.. made a new fren called pauline..
she's called a typical nice gal..
not like ljb or dzb lidat.. very nice..
den take initiative tok to u..
slowly noe u.. not like those ppl la. ^^
yeah.. so ya..

den wenxi n moii went shopping at bugis..
today is moii lucky day..
i tried something dat can fit my feets into..
big achievement alright?! ^^
bought the shoes..
n found the shop i lost track the other time..
dat's before new year..
dat uncle sell moii $20..
after new year.. he still sell moii $20..
some more say got cheaper loh..
chi da bian pls..
so i sha sha sha!!! ^^
den end up he say $18..
den i tell him $15..
he say cannot make it..
den i add dollar by dollar loh..
den last one is ultimate liaox..
"$17 la.. uncle.. pls pls pls pls..."
ya.. i got it at $17.. ^^
not bad la.. kinda worth it..
but moii mummy still scold me..
keep buying clothes..
pls la.. she own self oso own alot of clothes pls..
nxt up i need a bag! ^^ heex!

wenxi sounded quite sad la.. so we took pictures on the bus..
i made her cheerful again! ^^ yeah!
alrights.. i tink dat's enufff typing for a day..
my hands need to rest le.. ^^

~ytd is a past, tmr is the future, today is a gift, dat's y its called present~

Innocence
10:43 PM

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

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